collegehumor:

Stack of Five Cats Spooning

They’re the Pringles of the cat world.

heyoscarwilde:

Never Nude

Arrested Development’s Tobias Fünke by Box Brown :: via boxbrown

heyoscarwilde:

Don’t look back in anger…

photograph by Mark Hooton :: via spazmock

animalstalkinginallcaps:

STEVE. SERIOUSLY. I DIDN’T USE YOUR TOOTHPASTE, OKAY? I HAVE MY OWN. IN A FLAVOR I ENJOY. I DON’T CARE WHICH WAY YOU SQUEEZE THE TUBE. THE FACT THAT YOU SORT OF BOOBYTRAP TOOTHPASTE TO SEE IF ANYONE’S TOUCHING IT MAKES ME THINK YOU MIGHT HONESTLY HAVE SOME SORT OF PARANOIA ISSUES THAT NEED ADDRESSING.

AND NO, I HAVEN’T SEEN YOUR NAIL CLIPPERS EITHER, FREAKSHOW. PLEASE STOP ASKING.

extra-dimensional fatties.

amyohconnor:

Janeane Garofalo, New York Magazine, 1995

eclecticanna:

Watching a little Sarah Silverman tonight.

straight-ignorant:

Math is funny.